No Pictures Please

Worried that they might get a reputation for film-snobbery, Morgan and Jono slum it with Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift…and then decide that it was probably a bad idea. Jono lamely attempts to articulate why movies from the 70s are cool and Morgan shouts at him for failing to recognise the genius of the original Italian Job. It is also decided that grown men in pink bikinis will never be a good idea.

To view trailers for The Queen and Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny (discussed in this episode), click on the titles.

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Oh, and you can view the infamous ‘Bikini Man’ video over here.

Hallelujah! For the first time in No Pictures Please history, the men are in agreement – and it took M. Night Shyamalan’s Lady in the Water to finally bring them together. Also during the show, Morgan and Jono lament the status of South African accents in modern cinema, explore Hollywood’s habit of doing everything in twos and puzzle over why Haley Joel Osment drives a Saturn.

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Morgan forgets to bring cigarettes to the show and ends up chewing every piece of scenery in sight. It seems that underneath the sweet, innocent exterior beats the heart of a raging loon that has no patience for Colin Farrell’s hair, dingoes, Madonna, movies made from TV shows, Jennifer Lopez and My Little Pony. Somewhere amongst all that we manage to review Miami Vice, preview Martin Scorcese’s new film The Departed and discover our inner love for Daniel Day-Lewis…as an old man. It’s all very weird.

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The biggest mystery since Morgan’s breakfast cereal dissapeared that one time: which of our two movie enthusiasts didn’t have a good time watching Pirates of the Caribbean? Also: bad British accents and Macauley Culkin’s group sex movie… who said no-one had any original ideas anymore?

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For their difficult second album Morgan and Jono throw the baby out with the bathwater and completely revamp their show (podcast divas already). Find out which of the two waxes lyrical about Thank You For Smoking, hates on Dakota Fanning and cried at the end of Brokeback Mountain.

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