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Episode 16: Phone Throwing 101 – With Professor Crowe

jono — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 11:30:01 +0000

Episode 15: The Special Effect’s Gonna Get You

jono — Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:19:30 +0000

Morgan establishes his manliness credentials once and for all by telling the tale of how he once almost landed in chookie for jacking an ‘MI:2′ poster, while Jono details his rather dubious relationship with a guy called “Two-thumb Sonny”. In-between this tall tale extravaganza, the two manage to express their man-love for Alfonso Cuaron’s ‘Children of Men’, have a cat-fight over ‘The Predator’ and get geeky over the trailer for ‘Fanboys’. Movie discussion has never been this erudite… or full of wine.

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Episode 14: Cruise Can’t Lose

jono — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 12:14:15 +0000

Who would win in a fight between Tom and Brad? Who is hiding a nasty secret about nasal flutes and a low tolerance for alcohol? Give up? Well lucky for you the blokes from your favourite movie podcast have taken an hour of their lives to bring you all the answers. From ‘Talledaga Nights’ to ‘Papillon’ – reviews and news galore in this week’s brand-spanking new episode.

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Episode 13: I Dream of Sausage and Brad Pitt

jono — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 12:23:59 +0000

In our most action-packed episode ever, Morgan and Jono record the show live from outside the premier of American Gun (totally worth it for the strange looks from passing Grannies – and the free wine and chicken-wings were good too). Through a mouthful of cocktail sausage Morgan explains why the lesbian schoolgirls in My Summer of Love leave him cold, and why he has no love for Kevin Costner. Jono kneels down at the altar of Marathon Man and together the lads dish it out to The Guardian and after watching the trailer for The Good German diagnose Steven Soderbergh as suffering from some form of bi-polar disorder.

Checkout the trailer for The Good German, featured in this episode.

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Episode 12: Coke, No Ice

jono — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 12:36:43 +0000

A black rage descends on the podcast thanks to Brian DePalma’s steaming pile of wombat dung that is The Black Dahlia. Rendered speechless by the sheer awfulness of this movie, Morgan slumps into a depression and speaks in a drab monotone for the rest of the show. Oh wait… that’s normal.

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Episode 11: Good Crap

jono — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 17:34:09 +0000

Proving that an eye bigger than your stomach is never attractive no matter what, Morgan and Jono tackle a veritable Jacobs Ladder of movies. Dishing it out to Lucky Number Slevin, The Devil Wears Prada and Little Miss Sunshine, they move straight onto a main meal of M*A*S*H, and round it out with a desert of The Hunger and Much Ado About Nothing. All this goes to show that the guys seriously don’t know what’s good for them. Either that or gluttons for punishment. Or just gluttons.

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Episode 10: Small Films

jono — Mon, 09 Oct 2006 09:56:25 +0000

Morgan takes a trip down memory lane, remembering his glory days as a projectionist and then loses half his body-weight when Jono confesses to never having seen Predator. In between accusing Jono of being a communist, batty boy and worse; the two review The Descent, gloss over Hilary and Jackie and preview The Hoax.

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Episode 9: One for the Devil, One for my Kids

jono — Mon, 09 Oct 2006 08:58:13 +0000

Morgan gets a fancy new lighter, but then uses his innate coolness for evil. For the umpteenth time the panel is split, this time by the Adam Sandler ‘comedy’ Click. But peace and harmony is soon restored when both podcasters agree that Jono’s overt love for Sandra Bullock is dodgier than a steroid-addicted hamster selling third-hand bazookas to Easter Island’s thriving underground crime bosses.

To view trailers for Eragon and Casino Royale (discussed in this episode), click on the titles.

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Episode 8: Serpientes en un Nacho

jono — Mon, 09 Oct 2006 07:58:58 +0000

Once again you are blessed with reviews, gossip, and tasteful insights into the world of all things Movie. Morgan and Jono bring you their opinions on Snakes on a Plane, Nacho Libre and the new face of Wonderwoman. Also up: who calls themselves a film-buff but has yet to see Jackie Brown? Shameful… Where else can you find banter of this calibre? Why, all over the fucken place of course…

To view trailers for Man of the Year and The Bridge (discussed in this episode), click on the titles. Also check out this site.

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Episode 7: Underage Chicks & Poker Flicks

jono — Wed, 06 Sep 2006 11:12:42 +0000

Thanking God for their scrotums and pondering on the unsavoury content of Jono’s Google searches, Morgan and Jono dive crotch-first into their review of Hard Candy. Also up, someone changes his mind about an earlier review, but after verbally assaulting the mentally challenged and John Malokovich’s Russian accent, the guys still manage to pay tribute to the King of Crocs.

To view trailers for Killshot and Lucky You (discussed in this episode), click on the titles.

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