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		<title>Episode 16: Phone Throwing 101 &#8211; With Professor Crowe</title>
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		<title>Episode 15: The Special Effect’s Gonna Get You</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Morgan establishes his manliness credentials once and for all by telling the tale of how he once almost landed in chookie for jacking an &#8216;MI:2&#8242; poster, while Jono details his rather dubious relationship with a guy called &#8220;Two-thumb Sonny&#8221;. In-between this tall tale extravaganza, the two manage to express their man-love for Alfonso Cuaron’s &#8216;Children [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 14: Cruise Can’t Lose</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Who would win in a fight between Tom and Brad? Who is hiding a nasty secret about nasal flutes and a low tolerance for alcohol? Give up? Well lucky for you the blokes from your favourite movie podcast have taken an hour of their lives to bring you all the answers. From &#8216;Talledaga Nights&#8217; to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 13: I Dream of Sausage and Brad Pitt</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In our most action-packed episode ever, Morgan and Jono record the show live from outside the premier of American Gun (totally worth it for the strange looks from passing Grannies &#8211; and the free wine and chicken-wings were good too). Through a mouthful of cocktail sausage Morgan explains why the lesbian schoolgirls in My Summer [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 12: Coke, No Ice</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A black rage descends on the podcast thanks to Brian DePalma’s steaming pile of wombat dung that is The Black Dahlia. Rendered speechless by the sheer awfulness of this movie, Morgan slumps into a depression and speaks in a drab monotone for the rest of the show. Oh wait… that’s normal. Click here to get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 11: Good Crap</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Proving that an eye bigger than your stomach is never attractive no matter what, Morgan and Jono tackle a veritable Jacobs Ladder of movies. Dishing it out to Lucky Number Slevin, The Devil Wears Prada and Little Miss Sunshine, they move straight onto a main meal of M*A*S*H, and round it out with a desert [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 10: Small Films</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Morgan takes a trip down memory lane, remembering his glory days as a projectionist and then loses half his body-weight when Jono confesses to never having seen Predator. In between accusing Jono of being a communist, batty boy and worse; the two review The Descent, gloss over Hilary and Jackie and preview The Hoax. To [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 9: One for the Devil, One for my Kids</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Morgan gets a fancy new lighter, but then uses his innate coolness for evil. For the umpteenth time the panel is split, this time by the Adam Sandler ‘comedy’ Click. But peace and harmony is soon restored when both podcasters agree that Jono’s overt love for Sandra Bullock is dodgier than a steroid-addicted hamster selling [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 8: Serpientes en un Nacho</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Once again you are blessed with reviews, gossip, and tasteful insights into the world of all things Movie. Morgan and Jono bring you their opinions on Snakes on a Plane, Nacho Libre and the new face of Wonderwoman. Also up: who calls themselves a film-buff but has yet to see Jackie Brown? Shameful… Where else [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 7: Underage Chicks &amp; Poker Flicks</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Thanking God for their scrotums and pondering on the unsavoury content of Jono’s Google searches, Morgan and Jono dive crotch-first into their review of Hard Candy. Also up, someone changes his mind about an earlier review, but after verbally assaulting the mentally challenged and John Malokovich’s Russian accent, the guys still manage to pay tribute [...]]]></description>
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